Do away with him ideas..

Courtesy of Emma..

1. The 'Kill him with kindness' approach - I can't get you out of my head.. it just feels right.. it must be fait.. I miss you already.. Favourite baby names?
2. The 'How to lose a guy in ten days' approach - Superimpose my face into a fictional family album.. Did i mention I have 6 kids?
3. The 'Incest' approach - This may come as a shock to you but I'm pregnant with my brothers child.. would you escort me to Jeremy Kyle next week?
4. The 'I've got an identical twin' approach - I'm sorry her behaviour is unacceptable..
5. The 'Irratic behaviour' approach - I apologise for my outburst.. i have an anxiety disordor, schizophrenia..
6. The 'I'm not into your sort' approach - I'm a lesbian, did i forget to mention that?